The Leahy Lounge
Friday, October 07, 2005
RIAA Sued...Dark Lord Displeased

Following a campaign of extortion and intimidation that Sauron himself would be proud of, the Recording Industry Association of America, or RIAA to those too frightened to speak their true name, has finally met their match in the form of a single mother by the name of Tanya Andersen, a name that will no doubt find its way into many a Hobbitish ballad in the not-so-distant future. After being confronted with the unwanted and unkind attentions of the Settlement Support Center, LLC, Saruman to the RIAA's Sauron, Ms. Andersen retaliated with a counterclaim based on the premise that in their overzealous attempts to blanket the downloading world in eternal darkness, they have violated multiple points of the 1970 Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO). For the full story, consult tiny mix tapes
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