The Leahy Lounge

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Leahy's True Identity Revealed

The identity of Coach Leahy, famed proprietor of the 'The Leahy Lounge' blog, has finally been revealed: Josef Fritzl, 73, of Amstetten, Austria. Coach 'Fritzl' Leahy was discovered by police blogging in his basement along with his daughter and several grandchildren. In Austria, blogging below ground in a secured space can carry heavy fines and a maximum seven days in prison.

Fritzl appeared nonchalant about his discovery. "Eh, it was bound to happen sooner or later," he chirped. "Considering all the clues I left in blog postings throughout the years, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner." He added, "Just hope the clever boy who identified me can't also piece together the clues to my buried chest of gold. Hint...reread all the Shatner postings and commentary veeeeery carefully."
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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Coroner: Diana and boyfriend "had it coming"



LONDON (AP) — A coroner's jury has ruled that Princess Diana and boyfriend Dodi Fayed "got what they deserved" when they were killed through the heroic actions of their driver and the paparazzi in 1997. The jury had been told that a verdict of "just desserts" would mean that they believed the snooty couple were asking for it on that fateful Paris night. It was the most snarky verdict available to them Monday.

The couple got their due when their speeding car slammed into a concrete pillar while it was being chased by photographers in cars and on motorbikes. The jury added that the fact that Diana and Dodi were not wearing seatbelts was the icing on top of the cake.

During the reading of the verdict, the jury foreman used air quotes and a sarcastic tone when referring to Diana as "her highness" and "the princess" on no less than nine occasions.
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