The Leahy Lounge

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Senators Probe Alito!

In a bizarre breaking scandal, the Leahy Lounge has learned that a group of high-profile senators has probed Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito. "It was horrifying," Alito related. "They kept coming at me with their glowing green eyes and long knotted forefingers. I tried to scream but nothing came out. It was as if they controlled me with some sort of crazy voodoo mind magic. Haven't been probed like that since my college days." Independent witnesses confirmed that Alito put up little resistance to the probing. In fact, through most of the ordeal, he sported a wry boyish grin and hummed Christmas carols.
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