The Leahy Lounge

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Polls Fear Revealing Existence of Shadow Party Candidacy

Though pollsters have thus far been too frightened to even acknowledge the existence of the Halliburton/Cheney Shadow Party ticket, unnamed sources close to the cabal, the existence of which is thus far completely unconfirmed, have revealed that should such a ticket exist, it might or might not be currently making a very strong showing among the Illuminati, who themselves may or may not exist.
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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Army Corps of Engineers Begins Repair of Nation's Glass Ceiling

Though Hillary Clinton's campaign for the nation's highest office did not deal the city of Washington, DC a direct hit during the primary season of 2008, her storm surge nearly precipitated catastrophic failure of the nation's glass ceiling. The ceiling sustained damage in approximately 18 million places. Responsibility for the nation's fem protection design and engineering belongs by federal mandate to the US Army Corps of Engineers, which today began shoring up the ceiling and exploring ways to strengthen it against future damage. Corps spokesman Nathan Fretbottom assured a shaken nation that the ceiling is sound, and that the Corps is exploring materials that will withstand future damage better than the current glass structure.
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