The Leahy Lounge

LLWHQ News correspondent Dag Hammarsly has uncovered some shocking news. In a show of selfless honor, Vice Asshole Dick Cheney has decided to fall on his sword in an effort to stave off the Plame crisis swirling around the White House. Confidential sources confirmed that Cheney has ordered a large bushido blade and a 3 day trial subscription to Big Jugs to prepare for the event. He's also been seen gorging himself on fried foods and partially hydrogenated snacks for the better part of the last week, clear signs that he is preparing for the inevitable end. Sweatpants and white sneakers are the next logical progression.

Farewell, Dick Cheney, you company man.