The Leahy Lounge

Turns out it's not that hard to swim to shore from Alcatraz. That's an emery board in his hand. Pansy.

This discovery served as sweet vindication for thousands of extraterrestrials who've claimed for years that Eastwood was a watered down version of the original rooster. It also represents a moral victory for these same fans whose earlier fantastical claims were recently discredited.