The Leahy Lounge

Uber talented songbird Boy George was once again victimized by an out of control element of square society.

George, still smarting from the pain of being left as the odd man out in a bizarre love triangle featuring He Who Shall Remain Nameless, placed a desperate call to police over the weekend. His cry for help was met, predictably, with truncheons and body blows, as the squares rained fury over the lifeless, yet beautifully serene body.