The Leahy Lounge

WEST BEND, Wis. - A 40-year-old man faces charges accusing him of placing photographs of his genitalia on the cars of women who parked at shopping centers. Wilber E. Phister of West Bend, Wisconsin is charged with eight counts of lewd and lascivious behavior and five counts of disorderly conduct, all misdemeanors. An LLWHQ correspondent caught up with Mr. Phister, who had this to say, "It's a free f'ing country. You use online dating services, I put pictures of my genitalia on the cars of women. Big f'ing deal."

Madeline Gaspar of West Bend , mother of three young children, was surprised to find a photo of Mr. Phister's genitalia on her windshield last Saturday when she returned from grocery shopping. When asked how she felt about the photograph, Ms. Gaspar replied, "Oh, it made me so horny.....soooooo horny."