The Leahy Lounge

He thinks it's like this:



But we all know it's more like this:

Buzzkill, there's a special word for people like you: c*ckblockers. Unable to bed the beautiful ladies by yourself, you endeavor to level the playing field by sabotaging all of your rivals. This shall not pass, my friend. Predictably, you have armed yourself for this gun battle with a utility knife from your keychain. Your pedestrian observations are not greatly improved by either the giant horn or the juggling. It's time you looked in the funhouse mirror and vomited at the sight along with the rest of us.

Au revoir, Buzzie. Don't forget your prop trunk.