The Leahy Lounge

In an effort to drag Brittania out of the Dark Ages and into the warm, glowing light of the sexual revolution, Whitehall made a shocking announcement today. The list of exhibits is to include a primer on the queen's patented white gloved heater, also known as the "Royal Cigarette Machine".



Sadly, plans to build an exhibit exploring Prince Charles' fantasy to live inside a woman's trousers as a tampon were scrapped due to budgetary concerns. The exhibit was to feature a 22" reproduction of Stonehendge, made entirely of super absorbent cotton swabs.

I think we can all agree that this is a courageous step towards an overall examination of hygiene, diet, exercise, and fashion, which has been ignored for far too long in this otherwise pleasant country. One East End resident was overheard to say "It's about time these daft birds learned how to give a proper heater, tis a damn long walk to Buckingham Palace, and the line is 3 deep by sunrise."