The Leahy Lounge

Jessica Biel has been named Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive for 2005. After questioning by the press, the editors of Esquire admitted grudgingly that none of them has actually had sex with Ms. Biel. Esquire has yet to unveil their Sexiest Dead Woman for 2005. Rumor has it that Bea Arthur is the front runner, although there has been some speculation that Ms. Arthur is, in fact, not yet dead.