The Leahy Lounge

A smoking hot 20 something surfer was nearly gummed to death in the jaws of a great white Wednesday near Bodega Bay, California.

The great beast was 30 feet long if he was an inch. The sea was angry that day, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. Luckily, Ms. Halavais was even more pissed, having forgotten to Tivo Gilmore Girls the night before.