The Leahy Lounge
Friday, November 25, 2005
Age of Chip!

You have probably already guessed who is in the pile of "BANNED" corpses we are standing on: Coach Leahy dead center, Champion Sound (note his big bald head), Swarthington (buried and rotting left of center) and Professor Eli (sliding off the pile to the left).
It's been a really stressful week, what with my dad dying and me taking over the Leahy Lounge and all. If it wasn't for my good friends, I don't know how I would have pulled through (thanks, guys!!!). I almost hate to say it, but when Dad died, it was like a 400 pound gorilla on my back died too, and then the dead gorilla fell off my back, and then it was like a 400 pound weight was taken off of me. You know what I mean?
I remember Dad used to stand on my head with his hard work shoes and say "a nickel for your thoughts." Then, if I made any sound, he'd throw a nickel in my face. He got the biggest kick out of it, but he never did it when other people were around--it was our special thing I guess. Well, there aren't any hard shoes on Chip Margolious' head anymore and Dad certainly isn't laughing. With Dad gone, my long-hidden TYPE A personality has smashed out of its prison and has climbed up to the mountaintop like a beacon that could climb mountains somehow, as if to say, "Here I am, World!!! I have so much to give!!!"
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