The Leahy Lounge

In a shocking but thoroughly predictable turn of events, longtime LL board member BA Margolious was murdered by a devastatingly sexy ninja this morning. Pursuant to the Leahy Lounge Charter, BA's son Chip will take over BA's spot on the Board of Directors.

Like a child who can't resist playing with fire, BA ignored his fellow board members' repeated pleas to stop provoking the unstable Yoshimi. Prudence never was BA's strong suit, and thus the last minutes of his life proceeded just as the 62 years before- unthinking, reactionary, and ultimately, unsuccessful.

Board member Professor Eli, reached under his desk for comment, could only make snot bubbles and frantic hand signals in response to repeated requests for an explanation of the situation. At this time, Yohsimi's whereabouts are unknown. As such, Swarthington has activated LLWHQ's Emergency Preparedness Plan (EPP). All employees have been instructed to act as human shields while the remaining 4 board members attempt to evacuate the premises. Additionally, under the well-drilled EPP, Chief Security Guard Wade Furbie has been instructed to strip, cover his body in lemon juice and wait in Champion Sound's office.

In light of these distressing events, the Bridges from the 21st Century program has been tabled for the forseeable future.