The Leahy Lounge

Leahy Lounge gadfly Charles "the greek" Barghouti has been indicted by a special LLWHQ grand jury convened recently to investigate a series of pernicious leaks inside the Lounge. Charles, seen here in an earlier file photo, allegedly orchestrated a full scale conspiracy from the back steps of the Lounge, with our sworn enemy, Brendan Loy.

According to Special Prosecutor Swarthington, Charles delivered sensitive information about LLWHQ in exchange for a lucrative website development contract. Since Loy's site hosts nearly twice as many visitors a day as the Lounge in the absence of a natural disaster, one can only speculate that this contract will put food on the table in the Barghouti household for at least 3 to 4 days.

When reached for comment, Loy stated "I don't have time for this nonsense. The new Harry Potter is being released in 9 days, and Becky made me knit sweaters for all of our cats." Loy then stormed off in a huff to erect a tent outside the Showtime Theatres in South Bend. After witnessing his tirade, one local resident approached this reporter and stated "Be cool. We'll fix this cracker's ass before the ink dries on that indictment. Print that, motherf*cker."

Charles could not be reached for comment, but his sister did let slip that he'd been watching Lifetime TV for days on end recently, while wearing an ascot and sipping chamomile tea.