The Leahy Lounge

Leahy Lounge contributor extraordinaire Champion Sound has been reported missing for the second time in so many months. At Leahy Lounge World Headquarters (LLWHQ) speculation has been raging unchecked for the past few days. Much of the speculation centers around his well-known penchant for week-long benders in the Southern United States and equally well-known fetish for geriatric men. Champion was last seen by Professor Eli at a local grocery store. "He must have had three or four dozen lemons in shopping basket," stated the professor. "When I called out to him, he completely ignored me. He had this wild almost animal look in his eyes. I'd thought I'd seen the devil." Last time Champion went missing, he turned up one week later and claimed no memory of where he'd been or what he'd been doing.