The Leahy Lounge

TAMPA, Fla. - A female teacher pleaded guilty Tuesday to having sex with a 14-year-old male student, avoiding prison as part of a plea agreement. Sultry sex kitten Debra Lafave, 25, whose sensational case made tabloid headlines, will serve three years of house arrest and seven years' probation. She pleaded guilty to two counts of lewd and lascivious battery.

The former Greco Middle School reading teacher apologized during the hearing, saying "I accept partial to full responsibility for my horny behavior." The victim, who we will refer to only as 'Lucky Boy', told investigators the two had steamy sex on a desktop at the Greco school, in her Riverview town house shower and once in a vehicle while his 15-year-old cousin drove them back and forth over parking lot speed bumps.

'Lucky Boy' told investigators Lafave's marriage was in trouble and she was hopelessly aroused by the fourteen year-old's "forbidden fruit." He said Lafave, a newlywed at the time, got to know him on a class trip to SeaWorld Orlando in May 2004, where she groped him during a particularly erotic killer whale show.

A Leahy Lounge correspondent had a chance to catch up with the victim of Lafave's dastardly crimes, who wished to remain anonymous. 'Lucky Boy' recounted for our correspondent the horrors of their encounter on the classroom teacher's desk, which involved copious amounts of whipped cream and half a dozen maraschino cherries. "I'll never look at ice cream sundaes the same way again," he added with a far-away look in his eyes. Since his victimization at the hands of the insatiable Lafave, 'Lucky Boy' has had to endure brutal stigmatization from his classmates. "They call me all sorts of names now," 'Lucky Boy' stated. "Stud, Superman, God of the Eighth Grade....it never stops."

It is hoped that the example made of Debra Lafave will deter other attractive young female schoolteachers from recreating every schoolboy's worst nightmare--consensual sex with a hot and horny older female authority figure.