The Leahy Lounge
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
New Mammal Found in Borneo Jungle

If confirmed, it would be the first new carnivore discovered on the island in over a century. The creature, dubbed the Borneo Foxcat, would also be the first mammal discovered able to shoot laser beams from its eyes to stun prey. The Foxcat is also remarkable for its ability to make a standing leap of 100 feet or more into treetops, to cast a cloak of invisibility upon itself when startled and to wield its prehensile tail like a bludgeon to topple small trees or crush a man's shin bone as if it were a dry twig.
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