The Leahy Lounge

The identity of Coach Leahy, famed proprietor of the 'The Leahy Lounge' blog, has finally been revealed: Josef Fritzl, 73, of Amstetten, Austria. Coach 'Fritzl' Leahy was discovered by police blogging in his basement along with his daughter and several grandchildren. In Austria, blogging below ground in a secured space can carry heavy fines and a maximum seven days in prison.

Fritzl appeared nonchalant about his discovery. "Eh, it was bound to happen sooner or later," he chirped. "Considering all the clues I left in blog postings throughout the years, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner." He added, "Just hope the clever boy who identified me can't also piece together the clues to my buried chest of gold. Hint...reread all the Shatner postings and commentary veeeeery carefully."