The Leahy Lounge

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Democrats Fear Loss of White Power Vote


With Saturday's tardy concession from great white hope Hillary Clinton, the Democrats are faced with the daunting task of retaining the favor of strong white power voting blocks in the South and the Midwest. Inside sources reveal that plans are in the works to recruit a strong white number two for the ticket. Possible choices include David Duke and Eric Rudolph. "Both test well with the vitally important white trash demographic that makes up much of the South and Midwest," explained DNC Chairman Howard Dean, "and the coloreds are so happy to have Obama on the ticket that they won't shy away from a strong number two".
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