The Leahy Lounge
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Polls Fear Revealing Existence of Shadow Party Candidacy

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:: posted by Champion Sound, 10:09 AM
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Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Army Corps of Engineers Begins Repair of Nation's Glass Ceiling

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:: posted by Champion Sound, 12:10 PM
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Democrats Fear Loss of White Power Vote

With Saturday's tardy concession from great white hope Hillary Clinton, the Democrats are faced with the daunting task of retaining the favor of strong white power voting blocks in the South and the Midwest. Inside sources reveal that plans are in the works to recruit a strong white number two for the ticket. Possible choices include David Duke and Eric Rudolph. "Both test well with the vitally important white trash demographic that makes up much of the South and Midwest," explained DNC Chairman Howard Dean, "and the coloreds are so happy to have Obama on the ticket that they won't shy away from a strong number two".
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:: posted by Champion Sound, 11:56 AM
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Popular Radio Duo Pounder and Dangle Murdered on Air

Morning radio shock jocks William Pound and Joseph Dangle, better known to their fans as "Pounder & Dangle", were found murdered in their radio booth following their morning radio show on Wednesday. While motive remains unclear, what is clear is that what the audience perceived to be a "bit" on Wednesday's show was, in fact, the two hosts being brutally murdered while their audience laughed along. Super fan Jill "Sistard" Richardson said that she assumed that the forty minutes of Pound and Dangle pleading for their lives, followed by repeated cries of "Oh God, you're killing us! Why? Why are you brutally murdering us? Why won't anyone help? Someone please call the police!" was "some sort of gag". "I usually find them really funny, what with all the fart jokes and funny voices, but I thought that this bit was dragging on for too long and I changed the station" admits a sheepish Richardson.
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:: posted by Champion Sound, 1:20 PM
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Friday, May 16, 2008
Hey Folks, It's National Ride Your Bike to God Day!
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:: posted by Champion Sound, 4:24 PM
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Boy Takes Off Jersey

Chris Hansen of NBC's 'To Catch A Predator' presided over the event and several middle aged men carrying six-packs of beer were arrested.
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:: posted by Swarthington, 3:37 PM
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Leahy's True Identity Revealed

Fritzl appeared nonchalant about his discovery. "Eh, it was bound to happen sooner or later," he chirped. "Considering all the clues I left in blog postings throughout the years, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner." He added, "Just hope the clever boy who identified me can't also piece together the clues to my buried chest of gold. Hint...reread all the Shatner postings and commentary veeeeery carefully."
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:: posted by Swarthington, 4:25 PM
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